"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
04/15/2014 at 15:02 • Filed to: None
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"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
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Your eternal bachelor buddy got into a massive car accident. The person who ran into him was very drunk and is very rich. They cut him a check for $8k told him to keep his mouth shut and replace his beater with something nicer.
Since we want to keep this on the down low he'll need to pay in cash and not from a dealer.
What do you recommend?
offroadkarter
> CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 15:03 |
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Tear up that 8 grand and ask for more money or mouths will be open
Brian Silvestro
> CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 15:03 |
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Alfa or 944.
RacecaR
> CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 15:03 |
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A cheap Miata and the rest on hookers and blow.
crowmolly
> CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 15:06 |
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7 $1000 beater Hondas and a $1000 rental of a farmer's field for the day.
Seriously?
A 4th gen F-body or Fox Mustang.
Arben72
> CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 15:08 |
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An attorney and a bug eye wrx.
Jayhawk Jake
> offroadkarter
04/15/2014 at 15:10 |
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Seriously, this.
waymoe
> CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 15:10 |
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The newest and best car I could find for $8k. No delusions of jalopness or other crack pipe wishes. Waymoe is not stupid. Waymoe is love. Waymoe is life.
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CalzoneGolem
> CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 15:10 |
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Vettes make 'em wet, amirite?
http://maine.craigslist.org/cto/4406192002…
K-Roll-PorscheTamer
> CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 15:11 |
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what if the rich guy cancels the check?....
Where have all the lightweights gone?
> CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 15:11 |
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How about One Quick Turbo Brick ?
Malforus
> CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 15:11 |
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Assuming he got a "routine physical" to make sure there aren't any broken bits I would recommend something that has better crash test ratings.
Though given the situation I would assume the answer is pickup truck.
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crowmolly
> CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 15:11 |
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A True Lies reference! I don't know what's more shocking. The fact that you dropped one or that I got it from memory.
BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
> CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 15:11 |
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Tell him life starts at 40 and "nice" starts at 50.
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CalzoneGolem
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/15/2014 at 15:12 |
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Then he wins I guess. It'll be way too late to go to the cops.
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RacecaR
> K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/15/2014 at 15:13 |
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That is how you know this is a fantasy scenario. Rich guys don't write checks, because they can be traced, and rich guys got rich by scheming one way or another. C.R.E.A.M.
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CalzoneGolem
> crowmolly
04/15/2014 at 15:15 |
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I didn't realize it was a true lies reference.
CAR_IS_MI
> CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 15:18 |
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8K. Wow my neck REALLY hurts...
BrtStlnd
> CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 15:28 |
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I hope your friend wasn't stupid enough to go along with this plan.
zeontestpilot
> CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 15:29 |
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Why not a head turner?
http://annarbor.craigslist.org/cto/4413824156…
EL_ULY
> CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 15:31 |
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I win :]
http://houston.craigslist.org/cto/4358982863…
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CalzoneGolem
> BrtStlnd
04/15/2014 at 15:42 |
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This is purely hypothetical.
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CalzoneGolem
> zeontestpilot
04/15/2014 at 15:42 |
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Hudson is always the answer.
Stef Schrader
> EL_ULY
04/15/2014 at 15:45 |
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YES.
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BrtStlnd
> CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 16:29 |
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I hope your friend wasn't hypothetically stupid enough to go along with this plan.
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CalzoneGolem
> BrtStlnd
04/15/2014 at 16:29 |
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Hypothetically, he was.
haveacarortwoorthree
> CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 16:30 |
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$8k plus a nicer car? Because "massive car accident" and "very drunk" is worth a lot more than $8k!
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BrtStlnd
> CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 16:35 |
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The DUI alone would have cost the guy almost twice the $8000 in court costs and attorney fees. If your friend wanted to be shady and not report it to insurance, he could have gotten a helluva lot more for his shadiness. Always report accidents to and don't be privy to insurance fraud.
BJ
> CalzoneGolem
04/15/2014 at 23:12 |
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2004 Lincoln Aviator? http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/cto/4371337282…
2003 Audi A6 3.0: http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/cto/4420830983…
2007 VW Passat w/6-speed manual: http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/cto/4422194381…